F-A-V- it has to be, that wee slap heid they call Davie

On the course he beats up on you, that’s why he’s priced at 7 to 2

Unlike Kettles and Mr Stu, who join the bookie on 9/2

the man from putney, has been generously priced

I’m sure from him some cash’ll be enticed

Dont let me jive in my heid, priced at 5′s is auld Slap Reid

He joins the meegs who’s bubbling under, like his temper about to thunder

While Mr Cacks looking to be drowning, Roger’s 11/2 if you fancy a Downing

Yes Mr Cackie with no form to ken, sees him slide to the price of 10

Meet up Prestonfield leave by 10am arrive Monifeith at 12

The RESULTS from Monifieth – Craighead – Balcomie – St Andrews Eden

Fat Al 33-32-35-32 – 132

Stu      39-30-33-28 – 130

Al        36-32-29-31 – 128

Roger 28-30-35-31 – 124

Simon 28-32-31-25 – 116

Davie 27-30-31-23 – 111

Arnaldo 21-23-28-17- 99

MikiMag 24-20-23-19 – 96

The final day singles saw some famous match-ups but none was more exciting than the bottom of the table clash of the titans – back to the range for Arnaldo the 1/2 favourite that fell at beechers or collapsed in a chair

And the names were column 1

Alan Reid 31 points, Fat Al 30 pts Davie 30 pts and Arnaldo 25pts

Take the polythene off the lens Al